[Write it or don't, Astarion already knows what you are, Leto.]
You're so adorable when you can't stop thinking carnally about us. Makes me want to keep going, just to see how red I can get you out in public.
But no, my love, I didn't plan on setting you to task as rigid as a washing pole. Well— maybe I did. A little. Passively. I just meant the thing's old and I've replaced it. You could use it as a worry stone for all I care— although now I'm starting to think that might excite you too much.
[Says the vampire who can't stop his own ears from perking or his eyes from glinting while he writes every innuendo known to elfkind in real time!!]
I do have a stolen little pendant, though, tucked away somewhere in storage. Half broken, but you could replace the clasp [like he's been meaning to before he fenced it, in procrastinated theory.] Would that suffice?
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You're so adorable when you can't stop thinking carnally about us. Makes me want to keep going, just to see how red I can get you out in public.
But no, my love, I didn't plan on setting you to task as rigid as a washing pole. Well— maybe I did. A little. Passively. I just meant the thing's old and I've replaced it. You could use it as a worry stone for all I care— although now I'm starting to think that might excite you too much.
[Says the vampire who can't stop his own ears from perking or his eyes from glinting while he writes every innuendo known to elfkind in real time!!]
I do have a stolen little pendant, though, tucked away somewhere in storage. Half broken, but you could replace the clasp [like he's been meaning to before he fenced it, in procrastinated theory.] Would that suffice?