Look, I realize I'm not the most noble thing to ever walk the face of Faerûn, but particular as I am about my petty vanities, having a massive, massive prick and an equally massive amount of success isn't the sort of impression that warrants seeing red even in my impressively extensive book. Granted they might not like me for it, but that's not so terrible a reason to be hated— despite not being glamorous as far as cover stories go.