there are methods of waking a person up that do not involve you putting something phallic by my mouth
[The problem is: it's objectively a hilarious joke, just not when it's him. At least today. At least now, when yes, he is, in fact, a little cranky, thank you very much.]
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[The problem is: it's objectively a hilarious joke, just not when it's him. At least today. At least now, when yes, he is, in fact, a little cranky, thank you very much.]
the pups do it by licking me
you might learn from them