[Hells damn it all, there's a certain blood-in-the-water quality to those moments when Leto truly gets worked up into a vulgar froth, and as keenly (happily, in fact) as Astarion does indeed bend to its grip, he always manages to forget just how crippling it can be. How decisively weak in the knees it leaves him.
Probably something to do with thousands upon thousands of festering attempts at courtship over the years, convincing him he's somehow well immune to a few whispered words.
And he is. He very, very much is.
But not from Leto.]
When there's no guarantee you'll actually make it home without a fanged intervention, you'll forgive me for not sinking to my knees atop the thickest thing we own the second that you ask. [Oh it isn't true: Astarion can damn well picture his rough-edged moon elf consort crawling home if need be— though given his penmanship Astarion also suspects that Leto isn't that far gone. It's just fun to play.]
Arrogant little beast that I'm beholden to, tell me first how long you think you'll be if I do give in and can't rescue you before sunset. Tell me just how far hunger will carry you. Tell me what you hope I'll greet you with—
or perhaps entrap you with the second you walk right through that door. And I'll tell you if you're right.
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Probably something to do with thousands upon thousands of festering attempts at courtship over the years, convincing him he's somehow well immune to a few whispered words.
And he is. He very, very much is.
But not from Leto.]
When there's no guarantee you'll actually make it home without a fanged intervention, you'll forgive me for not sinking to my knees atop the thickest thing we own the second that you ask. [Oh it isn't true: Astarion can damn well picture his rough-edged moon elf consort crawling home if need be— though given his penmanship Astarion also suspects that Leto isn't that far gone. It's just fun to play.]
Arrogant little beast that I'm beholden to, tell me first how long you think you'll be if I do give in and can't rescue you before sunset. Tell me just how far hunger will carry you. Tell me what you hope I'll greet you with—
or perhaps entrap you with the second you walk right through that door. And I'll tell you if you're right.