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Tʜᴇ Pᴀʟᴇ Eʟғ | Asᴛᴀʀɪᴏɴ Aɴᴄᴜɴíɴ ([personal profile] illithidnapped) wrote 2024-10-18 11:44 pm (UTC)

Well there's your proble~~~~

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Here's the start of a joke: a whore gets flustered by some rough and tumble upstart disinclined to speak anything but the truth as it comes. No taking back that smear of ink now, but with luck, Fenris will never open his communication tome to this page ever again.

Varric. Hawke.
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I'd assume neither of them were the sort to mount inanimate objects or suck on toes, then.

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