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doggish: power bottoms! (happy ⚔ bienvenue)

[personal profile] doggish 2026-01-03 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fenris snorts for that explanation about the curtains, not buying it for a moment. He has an inkling of an idea just why he was so distracted, and the thought is both flattering and pleasing. It's not as if he himself is any better; Zevlor had beaten him so swiftly the other week that the tiefling had actually paused to see if his son had the flu— only to scowl in annoyance as he'd realized just where Fenris' focus kept straying. But is it his fault if Astarion looks alluring when he's practicing his posture with Satine? Drawn upright, back arched and neck elongated, his hips jutting out just so . . .

Ah. Anyway, and he busies himself with his eyeliner again, for he can't look at Astarion just now.

'It is. I've worn it when meeting with the Matriarchs— or when they were meeting with my mother, anyway,' Dalyria says. She tips her head, unconsciously copying Astarion as she answers. 'But no one looks at me enough to care most days, and it isn't as if my teachers minded. Makeup tends to get in the way when I have to wipe blood and pus off my face every other minute.']


Every other minute?

['An exaggeration,' she says just a little witheringly. But then, more curiously to both of them: 'Do you have to? As the sons of the owner . . . are you expected to present a certain way?'

This time Fenris' snort is louder.]


In theory, perhaps. In reality . . .
doggish: apparently he's putting it to the test (talk ⚔ his resolution is bein less picky)

[personal profile] doggish 2026-01-04 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
Er—

[On the one hand, his eyes look amazing. The green looks so striking when framed by a heavy black, long enough that even with Astarion's call he still takes a moment to admire his own reflection (in the compact which he did not lose).

On the other hand, such thick lines take a fair bit of pigment. Leto pulls a mildly apologetic place as he hands back a stick that's become more of a stub, with just the faintest traces of kohl left.]


Er . . . there's still enough left for one of you.

[Ssssssssssssssssssorry?]
doggish: apparently he's putting it to the test (talk ⚔ his resolution is bein less picky)

[personal profile] doggish 2026-01-04 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Does he feel bad? Ehhh . . . sort of.]

I'll steal some for you later.

[It's an apology, sort of. He will steal some for him, but they are most certainly going to Talk About This Later. Still: he doesn't feel bad enough to slink off, and indeed, instead shifts to face the other two more fully. Dalyria closes her eyes, white lashes stark against glittering purple skin, and obediently upturns her face.

'She runs a boutique,' Dalyria says casually. 'A particularly high-end one, at that.' No, they aren't nobility, but they're something close to it. Jumped-up merchant princess, someone had sneered once, and promptly gotten a fierce beating from her eldest sister. Dalyria's eyes flicker, her discomfort at having something dull slipped over her lashes apparent. 'Most of the noble houses commission her, especially for special occasions.'

She opens her eyes the moment the pressure abates (whether or not that coincides with Astarion being done is a different matter entirely). 'She'd like it here, she adds honestly. 'Though she might be rude about it being on the surface, but still. She likes attention paid to little details.']
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[personal profile] dalyria 2026-01-12 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Fenris barks out a laugh as Dalyria chokes. Truly and actually chokes on her own spit, the most absurd noise emerging from her throat as she jerks back— and oh, there goes the lip liner, but she can't be bothered with that right now.]

I don't— that isn't—

[SIR.]

What kind of medical attention have you been receiving??

[Like, he's probably joking, but also: maybe not! People are fucking idiots sometimes! She has no idea of the standards of care here, and also, why did he go to that specifically.]
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[personal profile] dalyria 2026-01-13 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
[She starts as someone bangs on the door— and then throws both boys a quizzical look as they continue to snicker and snort. The tone was fond, yes, but the warning clear, and she doesn't understand why they're ignoring it. Is it because they're the proprietor's sons? Logic points that way, but Zevlor had seemed so stern during her interview . . .

Well, it won't be her that gets in trouble. Dalyria's voice is pitched lower, her fingers kneading against her thighs as Astarion works. It's kind of him to wipe away that mark, she thinks. An unexpected kindness, just as all this fussing has been.]


Not like that.

[She's more still this time, speaking only when he seems to have paused.

'Then like what? Have you ever worked on a male before?' Fenris asks, not unkindly. 'Or's that going to be your first lesson here? How to handle a cock.' He aims a little smirk right back at Astarion, and oh, the two of them constantly making eyes at one another is going to get very tiring very quickly.]


I have. But I know enough not to shove anything up a man's urethra, thank you.

[Rather primly said, her tone slightly undercut by the way she purses her lips to try and see what Astarion has drawn. But oh, that answer isn't good enough, not when they're goading her.]

But . . . my teacher one knew a man who once broke his— thing.

['He broke it? How?' Fenris asks, an appropriate look of horror on his face. Good.]

By having sex too carelessly. You can't just do anything, you know. It can get torn and broken like any other body part, and then it'll take a lot more than gauze to undo the damage.
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[personal profile] dalyria 2026-01-13 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not.

[Smugly said as she glances between both boys and their matching expressions of horror.]

It goes all black and you have to go into surgery right away, or else your member might be broken forever. Or you won't be able to get hard, or it'll always curve—

['Why would it curve,' Fenris says flatly. He's crossed his legs a little tightly, and that amuses her as much as Astarion's bewildered expression.]

Because it's broken, and someone didn't fix it right. You can even break it all on yourself if you masturbate wrong—

['HOW?' is a yelp that earns another scolding knock from someone next door.]
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[personal profile] dalyria 2026-01-13 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
Well, now you know.

[She lifts one shoulder in a half-shrug, that same smirk still on her lips.]

It's something to avoid— at least now you know it's possible. And you haven't seen curved dicks like the ones when people break them, or else you would have known long before this. Besides: I doubt a brothel has much use for someone who can't even get it up.

[Now it's a little easier to slip into the vulgar vocabulary the boys have— to a point, anyway. But so long as she has their attention . . .]

Wait a moment.

[For her to cross the hall into the room her bags are deposited. It takes a little rummaging, but soon enough she's found the book she's looking for. One finger stuck within the pages, she returns, sitting with a little grin.]

Do you want to see?

[And then, on the tail of that:]

Don't scream if the answer is yes. You're going to get us all in trouble if you don't hush.
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doggish: is that a fucking gremlin (um ⚔ what the fuck)

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[personal profile] doggish 2026-01-14 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
Astarion—

[One brotherly, waspish hiss, for why should he have to be the one to see it first? But such is the role of a bodyguard. Whether it's storming through groping patrons to rescue his beloved or having to look at something he's half-convinced isn't real, it's all in a day's work. So with one short, sharp sigh, Fenris grimly fixes his gaze on the girl in front of him.

She's grinning. She should not be grinning, some part of him thinks with mild offense. She can't know how just how important a man's cock is, of course, but still. He wouldn't tease if you could, you know, break your cunt. Just saying. Wait, can you—?

He's getting off topic.

'Don't fuss,' she says again, and flips open the book. And it's—]
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doggish: stop saying quief like it means quilt thief, it clearly doesn't (shock ⚔ it's the quief!)

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[personal profile] doggish 2026-01-14 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
Oh gods
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doggish: totally worth the effort (shock ⚔ i wouldn't say this was)

[personal profile] doggish 2026-01-14 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
[OH GODS]
doggish: is tryin to teach me how to flirt (talk ⚔ the prince of persuasia)

[personal profile] doggish 2026-01-14 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
Don't look

[It's all he can do not to gag. Things are bent in ways they should never be bent. Things are a sickly shade of purple-black that they absolutely should not be. Right angles are involved in an increasingly distressing way, and Fenris thinks he might never get the image out of his mind except the next page is even worse—]
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[personal profile] dalyria 2026-01-14 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
I told you that surgery was the only option.

[She says it primly, as if everyone ought to be comfortable with a diagram of a split-open cock. Fenris recoils back, his cheeks pale and his lips drawn back in a grimace of horror; one arm blindly flails back, as if he might somehow belatedly save Astarion from having to see this.]

What? Too gory?
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[personal profile] zevlor 2026-01-15 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
For gods' sakes, Kanan. There is something wrong with those boys.

[Shrieking like children, shirking their obligations, property damage. If his fingers could pinch tighter round the bridge of his own knows without gouging out his eyes, they would— that's how much pressure he needs to abate the eternal migrane he's been nursing for the last five years now.]
kananical: to be a hippopotmus about this (Default)

[personal profile] kananical 2026-01-15 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
Mmm.

[It's a deliberately neutral hum offered up from the mattress as Kanan watches his husband pace. They're safely locked away in their rooms, well away from both the prying ears of their elven children and equally noisy employees, which suits Kanan's idea perfectly. It isn't often anymore that Zevlor erupts, but he has a vague feeling they're heading in that direction.]

Is there?

[He reaches out and snags his husband's wrist in passing, tugging faintly: sit with me, gentle and yet insistent.]

I can't say I'm impressed with them, but what makes this so different from the last time they were too loud? At least they weren't brawling this time.

[Oh, he knows, but Zevlor has to say it. That's part of this.]
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[personal profile] zevlor 2026-01-15 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
Brawling, no. It can't be simple as that anymore, can it? [Is winding up in its frustration, but snares on the simple weight of Kanan's fingers curled around his own. Between that and the look in his husband's eyes, it softens the old battlewearied burrs flocking his own silhouette. Coaxes him to sit, at least.

But then what can't Kanan coax from him these days? (Or ever, for that matter....)

Still, he's stiff throughout his spine once he settles deep into the mattress' edge, no less capable of grousing than before.
]

Now they have to make eyes at one another all night and noise all day when they're not busy wrecking everything in their path— I asked Astarion to show the new girl around so she could learn her station and instead, I find myself called upstairs in the middle of rehearsals to find the three of them caterwauling over medical texts loud enough to keep the other staff from sleeping!
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[personal profile] kananical 2026-01-16 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
[He offers up another little hum, this one more agreeable. Little brats, though at this point, it's to be expected that one will drag the other into trouble no matter what they do. They're rambunctious things and always have been; age has only done so much to temper that.]

Of course they were. This is the first time since Fenris came here that they've had someone their age to play with. Though that doesn't lessen their collective idiocy.

[Fondly said now that they're alone together, though trust Kanan had been every bit as cross when he'd heard what had happened. He tips his head, regarding his husband as he tries to decide what tactic to take— but oh, bluntness has always worked well when it comes to Zevlor.]

Tell me.

[He says it firmly, ducking his head down to catch Zevlor's gaze.]

Not about their wailing today . . . you've been angry all week, snapping at everyone save them. Don't think I haven't noticed. The staff has, too— or did you think they've all been on their best behavior for no reason?

[He takes one hand between his own, his palms warm.]

You disapprove of the two of them together.
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[personal profile] zevlor 2026-01-16 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Age hasn't done enough, he reckons, not nearly enough. If there were a button to be pressed or some year-mark wherein the pair of them might actually settle down instead of finding new and interesting ways to wind up, he'd be moved to utter tears at this point, for all that the bar has sunken fully into the flooring.

And beyond.
]

Aht— [Is such a fatherly noise of alarm, despite his best attempts to sound less like a nanny goat in his hours off. Still there's no helping it this time, when you disapprove of the two of them together sounds more singular than plural. As if Zevlor is the only one here driven to tail-flicking irritation by their incessant boldness, and in the face of that (thankfully tethered by the hands wrapped round his own), he balks.]

I disapprove of them breaking into the stockrooms after hours. I disapprove of needing to replace the curtains in the lobby— twice. What they're doing goes beyond that entirely: they're still children, Kanan.

[No, not just that:]

They're my children— [Ah. Well. Sheepishly, he adds, ] our children.

The least they could do is act like it.

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2/2 PLEASE I WOULD LOVE THIS

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THEN IT WILL HAPPEN....SOON >:]

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