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Tʜᴇ Pᴀʟᴇ Eʟғ | Asᴛᴀʀɪᴏɴ Aɴᴄᴜɴíɴ ([personal profile] illithidnapped) wrote2022-02-03 01:54 am

INBOX II




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[previous inbox]
doggish: the important thing is to keep a straight face (awkward ⚔ ah ....)

[personal profile] doggish 2024-05-11 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, god, did he? Forget the petty squabble, Leto has to pause to think about this.]

no

i think

wait

no

andraste is the maker's bride— yes, because varric
[Anders, actually,] once wondered on the wisdom of shoving a god's bride between one's thighs each morning

it was meant to honor her


[How to wear Andraste-Based Crotch Armor in a Maker-honoring way, etc etc.]
doggish: it's amazing how kids can just fall asleep without it (happy ⚔ wine helps me drink)

[personal profile] doggish 2024-05-11 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
[He barks out a loud enough laugh that poor Montressor wakes up with a start, growling and barking at nothing at all.]

MEANT to honor her, you notice i wrote

I didn't wear the damn thing

nor do i claim to believe it

what, don't you wish for a set of your own? you'd look so dashing
doggish: how the turntables!! (happy ⚔ WELL WELL WELL)

[personal profile] doggish 2024-05-11 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Darling menace.]

because i would never be seen in public with you again

because i think you would rather die than wear something so unfashionable

because you would walk around sporting an erection 24/7 and that would kill even you

just ask me to settle between your thighs for a full day and call it even
doggish: (embarrassed ⚔ huffs huffs)

[personal profile] doggish 2024-05-13 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a momentary pause, for Astarion is distracting even via text.]

i can rest and ruin your wardrobe all at once

i'll bet i could still rest and get you off, too. you're fond enough of letting me sit on your cock for hours at a time.


[. . .]

you're too tempting for someone who won't let me put even my hands on you

you might well make up for it by telling me more about what you'll let me do when i'm rested


and yes i drank it

you've grown better at making it, it was good
Edited 2024-05-13 00:59 (UTC)
doggish: orsino didnt die at kirkwall (talk ⚔ so the book presupposes)

[personal profile] doggish 2024-05-13 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
[See, the problem with being both sick and stuck in a teenage body is that his initial instinct is, in fact, to be a little brat about it. So it takes a moment (and a very large ink blot) before he manages to write out a reply.]

"it's even better and more delicious than it used to be", does that soo is that better?

you've learned to add honey. it is an improvement. i like the sweetness. take the compliment as it was intended.


what you'll permit me?


[Ah, brattiness can't always be fully quelled.]
doggish: but keep talking (talk ⚔ i can't hear you now)

[personal profile] doggish 2024-05-13 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
this from the vampire who will, i have no doubt, be begging me to let him fuck me the moment i'm healed, for he's gone without for so long

needy thing, don't act as if you won't— or need i remind you that it was you, not i, that was so insatiable he fucked me for a full 24 hours once?

besides: you do not PERMIT me to do anything

i don't know why you think you'll start now
doggish: agreeing before you know any of the weird details! (flirt ⚔ well look at you)

[personal profile] doggish 2024-05-13 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
i make no apologies for being attracted to you - and there is a difference between wanting something and begging for it

wanting it is my craving your touch even after a full 24 hours, and getting rewarded for it with cockwarming

begging for it is what you did a full week ago, when i was cooking lunch and you slithered out of your coffin to tempt me into bending over the counter, muttering threats against my friends all the while because you hadn't seen me in one full day

you dressed it up in pretty language, but it was begging all the same
doggish: doo ♫ doo ♫ doo ♫ (smug ⚔ smile like an asshole)

[personal profile] doggish 2024-05-14 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[Spite and a lot, a lot, of Baldur's Gate Nyquil.]

i notice you aren't denying it

shall i recount all the ways in which you whined for me, or will you?
doggish: of fraypaint sumes (happy ⚔ i've inhaled a lot)

[personal profile] doggish 2024-05-14 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
(and i didnt bother spelling it, i didnt forget. theres a difference. you knew who i meant.)
doggish: for eyebrows (happy ⚔  it's a wonderful night)

countdown to astarion shouting TAKE THAT!! during sex

[personal profile] doggish 2024-05-16 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
aren't you defensive

what emotion fueled you, then, if not desperation? to the point where you could do nothing but pin me to the counter and snarl and seethe at everyone who dared keep me away . . . since you're defining so much, tell me: what was that, if not desperate hunger?

and you're right. it wasn't slithering.





more like stalking, predator that you are.
doggish: it's amazing how kids can just fall asleep without it (happy ⚔ wine helps me drink)

[personal profile] doggish 2024-05-16 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
You "refute the insinuation on the grounds"?

i will not even mention "thus proving".

are you my kadan or a hightown lawyer?

doggish: totally normal candy store" (disbelief ⚔ "johnny razor's)

[personal profile] doggish 2024-05-17 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Hold the fucking phone.]

what do you mean both
doggish: ohhhhhhhhh noooooooooo (shock ⚔ mr bill voice)

[personal profile] doggish 2024-05-17 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
when were you going to bring this up?

have you always known??

what the hell do

REALLY?

you??

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