now I can properly bask in the luxury of not having been there for your furry little mishap without thinking I might rush home only to find you being herded into a cage somewhere
that's not the only part of me prone to touch when you're around.
and on the contrary, I'd say that gives me a great deal more room to tease.
but oh come now sweetheart. is it truly so bad as that? The little beasts barely know how to blink their eyes on a good day, you can't tell me they have enough brainpower to parse the tips of their own whiskers.
i am not flirting with you while i am a DOG. though physical comforts will be accepted later.
we have a mirror and three pets who keep alternating between understanding their own form and assuming there are now six pets in this household.
ataashi will not stop whimpering and cowering and scaring herself with her own reflection; montressor is on the offensive, and there are few sadder sights than a kitten attempting to bark and scare herself— though perhaps the sight of fortunato continuously starting and shivering at her own paws and lack of ability to smell anything
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[Comes a long beat before a much more self aware:]
why?
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and may forever
talindra said wild magic ebbed after a few seconds, but it's been HOURS and they will not change back
they are unhappy about this
[They aren't the only ones.]
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a panther???
because of the weave? your spellwork?
and what of you?
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i was attempting to fuse spellwork into a spare blade as a test— i cast the spell and something happened, and when i looked around, they were changed
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are you writing with your magic?
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and it's been 4 hours thusfar
which may make the indoors bit less of an assurance than you might hope, given the pup-kittens
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anyway, you've turned into a bat AND a wolf frequently before, you have little room to tease
now come home and help me corral them before they end up expiring out of sheer panic, please
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and on the contrary, I'd say that gives me a great deal more room to tease.
but oh come now sweetheart. is it truly so bad as that? The little beasts barely know how to blink their eyes on a good day, you can't tell me they have enough brainpower to parse the tips of their own whiskers.
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we have a mirror and three pets who keep alternating between understanding their own form and assuming there are now six pets in this household.
ataashi will not stop whimpering and cowering and scaring herself with her own reflection; montressor is on the offensive, and there are few sadder sights than a kitten attempting to bark and scare herself— though perhaps the sight of fortunato continuously starting and shivering at her own paws and lack of ability to smell anything
[There's a long pause, and then:]
and none of them will stop making noise about it
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the only thing this has done is cement ataashi's belief that you and i somehow birthed the pups
i have attempted to dissuade her of this. she is unconvinced. she cannot decide who the mother is, though, so there's a blessing for both of us.
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perhaps I'll tell her that makes you the dam.
I always did fancy myself a sire.
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looking back on all my anemia caused typos and errors while screaming
i noticed NOTHING
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