INBOX II

[illithidnapped]

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Comments

[doggish]

You were born rich, and that still doesn't

[But oh, that second text comes through halfway through typing— and it's undoubtedly an accident Fenris hit send, but whatever!]

I'm not upset about it. I'm simply baffled. I didn't know there was a thriving network of people who were obsessed with whatever you wore or said or did— or at least, not to the point of writing endless blogs and MagiNet posts about you. I fail to see what captures their interest— not just of you, but of anyone.

I wield a gun. Why don't people wish to pretend I'm John Wick?

(And I didn't fall into bed with you because you were "famous".)

[illithidnapped]

I pretend you're John Wick all the time.

[doggish]

You pretend any number of things when I have you bent over a bed. That does not mean you should start an Instagram over it.

[illithidnapped]

about the fact that you have me bent over a bed or that I pretend you're a handsome assassin in a suit?


because I'll be honest, sweetheart, I've made posts about both.

[doggish]

wait really

[illithidnapped]

No. Of course not.

Never.

[:)]

1/3

[doggish]

[There is a pause of, like, four minutes at most.]

[doggish]

[It's a very, very long four minutes. Maybe five, if you count time spent scrolling (somewhat in horror, somewhat in deeply flattered embarrassment) through the comments.]

3/4 actually

[doggish]

why do you and your friends feel the need to broadcast every single aspect of your life

especially when they are aware we are dating

there is no one else this could be about

4/4

[doggish]

IS THAT WHY PETRAS CALLED ME ASSASSIN'S CREED LAST MONTH

that's it, that's the first time internet speak has been triggered in ye future Torilthedas

[illithidnapped]

[If Fenris is on the Ancunín estate, he'll be privvy to the loudest, longest little cackle coming from somewhere that he isn't. Otherwise, well, he might just be imagining it.]

wiat he called uou WHAT

lmaooooooooo

JSDLKJ AMAZING

[doggish]

he thought it was very funny

so did violet

now i know why

2/2

[doggish]

(arent you at a virtual hearing right now??)

[illithidnapped]

I was supposed to be.

But no, I took the day off. Didn't want to bother after last night's party, all the wine. Ugh. Too much wine.

Anyway the only person that has my virtual attention now is you.

[You're welcome.]

And on that note, if I were you I wouldn't bother thinking overmuch about all those blog posts and followers and avid fans and lifelong photograph collectors and countless, countless aficionados.

[He's only teasing. Honest, this time.]

[doggish]

Oh? You have a hangover? And here I thought you were insistent you never, ever got them— not someone so experienced in drinking as you.

If all this results in one of us getting stalked, I will never cease telling you that I told you so. Does it not worry you that there someone in your comments that constantly requests you show feet?

[Like, it doesn't particularly worry Fenris either, but it's funny enough to comment upon.]

[illithidnapped]

And they'll be asking forever if they expect that for free in this economy.


Besides, why would I be worried? I'm the one dating John Wick.

2/2

[illithidnapped]

....Unless showfeet99 is actually the real John Wick. Then you might be in trouble. 

Re: 2/2

[doggish]

please. You doubt my ability to defend you even from him? As if I cannot kill anyone you throw me against, fictional or not

2/2

[doggish]

is there a price you’d accept to actually show your feet??

[illithidnapped]

[BEAMING FENMOJI at part 1 up there, but also:]

Dunno. Money's not really a problem or motivator for me, but it's all about the principle of the thing, you know?

Luxury should never come cheap.


Now, if you were the one asking, on the other hand....

2/2

[illithidnapped]

Or would that be the other foot?

[doggish]

[doggish]

Hah hah hah

[No, he’d actually chuckled. But wait, he knows this:]

Lmfao

[God he’s so good at this.]

is this you hinting you’d like to indulge another fetish or merely banter?

[illithidnapped]

[Gasp.]

you typed lmfao

you actually typed lmfao

are you

type 1 if you've been kidnapped and need rescuing. I'm not telling a kidnapper my kinks without proof of life to go along with it.

[doggish]

how would you even begin to rescue me? You cannot even get past the first level in Elden Ring

Anyway you’ve told thousands of strangers on maginet about your desire to be fucked by a man in a suit or call someone Daddy, what’s one more?

[Yes, he saw that post.]